He now has the dubious distinction of being the biggest cat I've ever had. Bigger than Atticus ever was in his youth.
"Yes! No longer the fat one!" Malcolm weighs 23.5 lbs.
Indulge him, if you will. He stayed up all night composing this little poem. And if you stay to the end, you'll see not 1, but 2 (!) FO's. Seriously.
On Being Chunky, by Malcolm Boykitty the III.
My name is Malcolm, and I'm a cat!
Apparently, I'm kinda "fat".
It seems I've gained a pound or two.My vet was all "dude, what did you do?!"
But I like to eat! And I like to sleep!And sure, playing with my brothers is kinda neat.
("Wha'? No! I have not been biting Malcolm's tush. Why would you say that??")I guess all that just isn't enough,
I'll have to work real hard, and get all buff.
So I'll eat a little bit less each day.And play a lot more, even with Mae!
(Accidental spillage...or manna from heaven, depending on if you have 2 legs or 4.)
("I don't think so, dweeb...")So that's my story, aren't you glad you tuned in?
To close, here's Atticus who says, - "it's good to be King".
The End!
'k bye.
Love, Malcolm
The King.I'm seriously thinking of buying Malcolm a harness and leash, and take him out to the backyard for walks. We have a big backyard.
Poor little (big) love muffin. He was so pissed off after his vet visit (probably more with the vaccines and bum shaving than all of that weight talk) that he thanked me by pooping in the carrier on the way home. Something none of my dudes have EVER done before. Sure, Atticus has been known to pee on me while I tried getting him into the carrier, but he's never pooped once in the carrier.
Enough poop and poundage talk!
Look!
It's a cowl! From the "Maud" set, purchased from Virtual Yarns. Of course, it's been so mild this winter, I haven't been able to wear it yet. I've held off working on any of the other accessories in the set for now; I probably won't get a chance to wear them this year, thanks to our rip-off of a winter...And! As I have more time on my hands these days, I try and spend a few hours each day working on finishing up long-suffering WIPs. I'm starting with those that have minimal work left to do, and the first up was this:
It's the "Oaklet Shawl", by Megan Goodacre. I used some Fleece Artist 4-ply Cashmere that I've had lying around since Pontius was a Pilate, so it was good to finally use it up. I have no idea when I started it. Really, does it matter? I'm pretty pleased with the results; my kind of lace - simple and not too demanding on the brain.See?
Ooooo, easy!Easy-peesy, lemon squeezy. My kind of lace.
And I even managed not to mangle the blocking process.
What more could I ask for?! Now, don't hold your breath waiting to see more FO's. I have a lot of WIPs... More WIPs than Malcolm has pounds to lose.
Have a great week everyone!
