Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Presenting...

The Super-Friends!

"...Heeeere we are! Born to be kings, we're ...nananana... the Universe!..."

"No Malcolm! We're not playing Highlander! This is the first meeting of the Super-Friends, Operation No More Crappy Food!"

"But Atticus, I want to be Immortal! I have inside me blood of kings! HEY!"

"Dibs on Wonder Woman."

"Yeah yeah Gandalf, you can be Wonder Woman. Now where's Mae?? We can't have a meeting of the Super Friends without Mae!! MAE!"

"Waddup, Ladies?"

"C'mon, it's time for our Super Friends meeting. We have to figure out a way to get Mom to stop buying that crummy low-calorie food."

"Really. "Super Friends"? What are we, 5? And are those...cankles...you have there, Atticus?"

"Ha ha Atticus! You have cankles! Hee hee..."

"You're not helping, Wonder Woman. I do not have cankles!"

"...I have no rival, no man can be my equal...nananana...future of your world..."

"You guys are lame. Fine. Eat the crummy low-calorie food then. I'm going for a nap."

"...I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod...and I am Immortal!! *snore*..."

"...you're a wonder, Wonder Womaaan..."

And in the end, the Super Friends decided that there best bet would be the tried and tested method.

Ignore it in the hopes it will go away. It hasn't.

"So, you doing better, Mom?"

"I am Mae, thanks. Things worked out for the best."

"So, you're not going to court?"

"Nope! Remember? My ex-company settled at the 11th hour."

"Oh right. I'm supposed to remember that. Geez lady, I sleep 20 hours a day. Anyway, well you have really good friends you know."

"I do, and I'm very fortunate."

"Say thank you."

"Yes Mae, you're right. I do want to thank all of my wonderful friends who were so supportive of me during that time."

"So, what now? You gonna stay at home with us?"

"Next post, Mae. Next post."

"Oh. And uh, Mom?"

"Yes Gandalf?"

"Um, I say this with nothing but love and respect, but really. You need to get out more."

"...patience, Highlander. You have done well..."

12 comments:

Chris said...

LOL at the goofy kitties!! They could have full-calorie food, but I bet they wouldn't like the portion size. Chaos sure doesn't :D

Looking forward to the next post to see what's next!

Raven said...

Eep. Lookit the size of those dudes!

Perhaps it's time to consider going raw food diet...?

Hope things are well -- miss you!

Bridget said...

This post made me laugh out loud!

I've missed you, and am glad to hear that things turned out the way they should. :-)

Jetsam and Pip send hellos!

Brenda said...

Glad you did not have to go to court!
Looking forward to seeing what's next.

Poor kitties. It's so hard being pampered house cats. ;)

miyamojo said...

Super Friends Forever!
(I keep thinking Malcolm is a kitten. He's not!)

I'm glad they settled.

Anne said...

You have to believe that there is a purpose to all of this and that things will work out - I wish you well.

Cute bunch of cats you have there!

Sonya said...

I'm glad they settled! My, my, Malcolm is all grown up. What an entertaining quartet!

Lorraine said...

Kitties- Low calorie food does suck.

Lynn said...

I'm glad things worked out. Cant wait to see what the next chapter will be!!! And when did Max get so big???

Nicole said...

I'm so glad things are looking up! And I hope the next post will be soon, with (hopefully) more great news!

mrspao said...

Hooray for super friends. Looking forward to hearing what is next.

Carrie K said...

Silly kitties.

So? What's next?