Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Presenting...

The Super-Friends!

"...Heeeere we are! Born to be kings, we're ...nananana... the Universe!..."

"No Malcolm! We're not playing Highlander! This is the first meeting of the Super-Friends, Operation No More Crappy Food!"

"But Atticus, I want to be Immortal! I have inside me blood of kings! HEY!"

"Dibs on Wonder Woman."

"Yeah yeah Gandalf, you can be Wonder Woman. Now where's Mae?? We can't have a meeting of the Super Friends without Mae!! MAE!"

"Waddup, Ladies?"

"C'mon, it's time for our Super Friends meeting. We have to figure out a way to get Mom to stop buying that crummy low-calorie food."

"Really. "Super Friends"? What are we, 5? And are those...cankles...you have there, Atticus?"

"Ha ha Atticus! You have cankles! Hee hee..."

"You're not helping, Wonder Woman. I do not have cankles!"

"...I have no rival, no man can be my equal...nananana...future of your world..."

"You guys are lame. Fine. Eat the crummy low-calorie food then. I'm going for a nap."

"...I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod...and I am Immortal!! *snore*..."

"...you're a wonder, Wonder Womaaan..."

And in the end, the Super Friends decided that there best bet would be the tried and tested method.

Ignore it in the hopes it will go away. It hasn't.

"So, you doing better, Mom?"

"I am Mae, thanks. Things worked out for the best."

"So, you're not going to court?"

"Nope! Remember? My ex-company settled at the 11th hour."

"Oh right. I'm supposed to remember that. Geez lady, I sleep 20 hours a day. Anyway, well you have really good friends you know."

"I do, and I'm very fortunate."

"Say thank you."

"Yes Mae, you're right. I do want to thank all of my wonderful friends who were so supportive of me during that time."

"So, what now? You gonna stay at home with us?"

"Next post, Mae. Next post."

"Oh. And uh, Mom?"

"Yes Gandalf?"

"Um, I say this with nothing but love and respect, but really. You need to get out more."

"...patience, Highlander. You have done well..."